Crimp it and leg it, soldier.

( Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I got some knowing glances as I shuffled across the car park to the muster point.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 27 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

You should have pulled your trousers up first.

( Muns, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Thats a Magnus
I've started so I'll finish
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 10:59, Reply)

I was reading a story by a soldier who served in Afghanistan.
They stopped so his passenger could nip out and take a dump. They came under fire and he yelled for his mate to get back in the vehicle only to find him already running back.

All I could think was "oh, gross, he hasn't wiped or anything."

I'll never make a soldier.
( Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Better a shitty arse than a missing one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

It'll really itch after a while.
Especially if you're running around getting all sweaty.
( Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Yes, but you'd still have arms to scratch it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:07, Reply)

War's a cruel mistress.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Made crueler by an itchy, shitty ring.
It's those Talibans I blame. Not gentlemen, you know. Not sporting. Give a chap time to pull his kecks up, what?
( Kroney, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Yet another example of Mussie savagery.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:20, Reply)