I believe my hair is described by some people as 'salt and pepper' - but some people are pricks.
It's mostly grey. I can live with it.

I lost the best part of 2 stone a year or so back, so I would say that I'm probably in better shape now than I was 5 years ago.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 May 2014, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I think that might be pushing it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:49, Reply)

^real good joke^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:49, Reply)

I was headed for "fat cunt" territory about 8 years ago at around 16 stone or so
so I lost 3.5 stone. I'm in fairly decent shape now but nowhere near that!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:49, Reply)

I was 16 stone 4lb ten years ago. Got down to 12 stone. Went back up to 14, then lost a stone last year when going through the divorce.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:51, Reply)

I could not get below 12 stone 11, no matter what
I had 7% body fat when I switched gyms. I literally am big boned or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:56, Reply)

I'm a bit under 12 these days. Was up to 13 and a half at one point.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)

I tell you what
Gardening is good for building muscle. My arms and pecs are bigger than they've ever been
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Save this gay chat for Chariots yeah?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Do you hear that kind of chat in there when you go?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Definitely.
A day working in the garden and the allotment, and then wicket-keeping for a couple of hours the next day and I'm fecked for days.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Just about 13 stone for me
I got down to 12st 4 briefly, but then my stomach seized control in a putsch and ordered takeaway pizza.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:08, Reply)

I was down to 11 and a half, but even I realised that I'd lost a bit too much.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 May 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Arbeit macht frei

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Not quite that bad thankfully

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 May 2014, 14:26, Reply)

I looked totally gaunt
Pie was the obvious answer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Pie is the answer to most problems.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 May 2014, 14:30, Reply)

*pie fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)

I'm sure there's a joke about lesbians there...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 May 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Less beans, more pie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:36, Reply)