Hair was receding a bit quicker than I liked, which was bothering me
Now I get my hair cut in a way to hide it, it works quite well.

I am, however, still a bit chunky.

This may (or may not) be due to the fatty fat fat lunch I just had. Fucking tasty though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:56, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I burnt my bonce on holiday
I fear my hair is leaving me ala Al
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Pro tip: -
Everyone can tell it's a comb-over.
( Muns, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)

this^
Under no circumstances try to hide disappearing hair
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Not a combover, just a more careful cut on top.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Dickie caves

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Just have a swastika tattooed on your forehead.
It'll take all the attention away from the bald bits.
( Muns, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)