I've been watching their sparring on twitter
Barton thinks he's a clever cunt but he's just a cunt. A proper panel of MPs, etc will tear him a new arse

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All of them. I hate watching Question Time these days

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I dunno. I have some pitta breads and some couscous but I'm fucking starving
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Desperately needs MOAR baconz
or some sort of meat at least.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:20, Reply)

I had prosciutto wrapped chicken last night
Roasted in the oven until crispy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:22, Reply)

How do you wrap the wine bottle around the chicken?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Insert, my dear
Insert
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:33, Reply)

People thinking they are clever cunts when they're just cunts is precisely why I find POLITICS CHAT interminably dull.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:22, Reply)

THIS^
IN REALLY LARGE FONT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Someone described it best when they said that most off topicers were "autistic knob heads with half baked ideas and overwhelming superiority complexes"
That someone, dear reader, was me.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Hoist by your own petard though....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:31, Reply)

TTJ

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:31, Reply)

it's nobheads
knob is on a door. nob is on your crotch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:39, Reply)

It's either you knob

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:43, Reply)

please tell me that you have been googling nobs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:56, Reply)

only hobnobs and other biscuits, for work.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:57, Reply)