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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I have some sort of infected bite on my arm that I keep banging and it hurts.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:53, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I feel like shit today.
This may be due to:

5 pints of lager.
6 cans of strongbow.
Half a bottle of red wine.
2 very large bifters.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Oooooh nice. I fucking love a Thursday night booze up.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:56, Reply)

I particularly enjoyed the weed.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)

I prescribe fried meat sandwich, plenty of water and a lie down. And a swift half at opening time.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Half? A fucking HALF?
Fucks sake. Bollocks to that. Minimum of 3 pints for breakfast.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Wonders why he's a "fat cunt" ^

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:07, Reply)

I know exactly why I'm a fat cunt.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Swift half is a euphamism. Wetherspoons open at nine you know.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Got micro until 1.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Hungover in charge of a daughter? Snap. She'll love 'spoons.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)

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