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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have some sort of infected bite on my arm that I keep banging and it hurts.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:53, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I feel like shit today.
This may be due to:

5 pints of lager.
6 cans of strongbow.
Half a bottle of red wine.
2 very large bifters.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Oooooh nice. I fucking love a Thursday night booze up.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:56, Reply)
I particularly enjoyed the weed.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)
I prescribe fried meat sandwich, plenty of water and a lie down. And a swift half at opening time.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:03, Reply)
Half? A fucking HALF?
Fucks sake. Bollocks to that. Minimum of 3 pints for breakfast.
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Wonders why he's a "fat cunt" ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:07, Reply)
I know exactly why I'm a fat cunt.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Swift half is a euphamism. Wetherspoons open at nine you know.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Got micro until 1.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Hungover in charge of a daughter? Snap. She'll love 'spoons.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)

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