I get this shite all the time. I work from home so I very rarely answer the house phone before about 8pm.
If it's not PPI, it's the 'Windows Maintenance Team' or it's some insulation bollocks.

Whenever I mention the TPS they either give me the old "but we're not trying to sell you anything, this is just for marketing purposes" routine or they just hang up.

The pricks.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 Jun 2014, 12:38, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I've never had one of those 'windows maintenance team' calls.
As an IT wanker, I reckon I could have a bit of fun.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 13:13, Reply)

I am an IT wanker
And I most certainly do.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:03, Reply)

They're ace
The last one I had insisted Linux ran under Windows....after I'd spent as much time as possible insisting that my laptop didn't have a start button (Linux Mint is other way up to Windows for some menus) and generally pretending to be dumb, then telling her I was running Linux.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:08, Reply)