It must be Drive Like A Dickhead Day
Had at least three this morning who despite there being a space behind my car big enough to fit a 42 ton artic in, insisted that their car should occupy the road space my car was currently occupying.
What is it with these people, does it make their penis feel small if they don't get in front of every car on the road or sumtin?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:10, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

We just do it for the lols

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:11, Reply)

I drive the van like a cunt because I feel it's part of the territory.
I like to get up beside lorries and slow down so I'm just edging past and see how many people I can get flashing their lights.


*I don't really do this.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Yes, it makes my penis feel small.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:17, Reply)