Email his boss. You've nothing to lose. Tell him that the bloke they've hired is taking the piss by contacting you, he's clearly incompetent & you'd be happy to have a chat about replacing him.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I don't actually want the job to be honest
its less money and they've proved themselves cunts. The only reason I went for it is their Staff Development program has money in it and ours doesn't
( Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Then say you're only happy to help on an ongoing basis for a consultancy fee @ £75 per hour, working remotely to fit in around your day job, otherwise you'll stop providing free advice.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:41, Reply)

^^this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Oooo I like this!
Though this is Cornwall £75 an hour is more than the GDP of the county
( Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Then negotiate the rate. If they need your help enough, they'll pay a professional rate for it.
Nothing to lose.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Shy bairns get nowt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Quite.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Nice name change

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:52, Reply)