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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Thunder rise, early in the morning :-)Just finishing out of hours Nightsreally do fuck your body clock. What doyou like about mornings?
Alt ,ohw many hours kip do you need on average, to feel human?
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6-7 if uninterrupted But I can't remember that happening for a long time
Alright doc?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 8:00,
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Yeah good, just a bit groggy. I never really sleep fully when ooh, just constant catnaps. Finish tonight \0/ then it' a lifestyle lecture tomorrow afternoon back to norlam Saturday(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 8:05, Reply)
I like mornings, because the dogs are asleep, Ladypig is asleep and I can sit and watch the news in peace. Alt: about 7 hours. Although I can cruise on 5 for a week as long as I get a lie in on the weekend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 8:04,
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I have heard that 8 is prescribed, but that seems impossible (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 8:45,
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I hate mornings as every day I have this amd rush to get the kids fed and ready for school before I leaveI get up at 6.00 and leave at 7.30 which should be plenty of time but it never is.
I go to bed around 11.30 if I have work and wake up at 6 so 6.5 hours is normal for me. I get much less at the weekend because I go to bed at 2-3am and the kids still wake up at 6.30
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 8:08,
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This^Weekends are more tiring than weekedays
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 8:21,
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Kids are such bastards, aren't they?I can't wait to get my own back when mine are teenagers and want to sleep all morning.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 8:24,
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Oh they are going to be dragged out of the house at 6am when they're teenagersRevenge will be sweet
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 8:29,
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I quite like it when it's all sunshiney, like wot it is this morningBut that is soon spoilt by having to go to work and deal with noisy children with only caffeine dependency to help.
Alt: I could do with eight, but get by on six or seven.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 8:23,
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Christ, this is dull.Who asked these stupid questions?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 8:24,
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No. Youn r. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 8:46,
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I'm hopeless at sleeping. I wake up at half seven regardless of how late I go to bed. If I try to go to bed extra early, I just wake up that much earlier. Last night I forced myself to stay up until half ten (which was a fucking struggle) and then couldn't get to sleep until one. Then I woke up at half six.
The missus, on the other hand, can sleep all day of given the opportunity. Fucking bitch. She's asleep right now. She'll probably lie in until about ten.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 8:46,
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I'm just catching up on the last few threads. Fucking "samurai top knot?"
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Kroney, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:04,
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Who wants an update in the saga of the guy that got the job over me?!!No-one? OK!
He's emailed me again because I didn't respond to their bribe. This time he needs to know how to migrate users in to his server via LDAP. I have been less polite and told him that I'm far too busy to run around teaching him how to do his job and suggested he contact his own IT department.
I am still confused as to 1. how he got the job and 2. Why they are contacting me when I don't work for them or for the company that provided to server they are trying to use.
ALSO! NO-ONE CARES!
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:28,
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I like these updates and I am enjoying seeing you cope badly with rejection.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:30,
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It's okay mate, one day you will wake up and the first thing you think about won't be your failure, it will be something else, then you will know you are healing.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:32,
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It would certianly help me forget what a pathetic miserable person I am if they would stop phoning and emailing meI suspect they're doing it on purpose and laughing at me as they drink expensive booze from fancy goblets.
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:34,
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That's what I'd be doing. So would you, if you hadn't fucked up the interview.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:35,
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Email his boss. You've nothing to lose. Tell him that the bloke they've hired is taking the piss by contacting you, he's clearly incompetent & you'd be happy to have a chat about replacing him.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:36,
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I don't actually want the job to be honestits less money and they've proved themselves cunts. The only reason I went for it is their Staff Development program has money in it and ours doesn't
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:39,
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Then say you're only happy to help on an ongoing basis for a consultancy fee @ £75 per hour, working remotely to fit in around your day job, otherwise you'll stop providing free advice. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:41,
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Oooo I like this!Though this is Cornwall £75 an hour is more than the GDP of the county
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:44,
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Then negotiate the rate. If they need your help enough, they'll pay a professional rate for it.Nothing to lose.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:46,
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So someone hired an IT monkey that can't do IT?Yeah that sounds about right.
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I did think about thisBut [jeremykyle] at the end of the day [/jeremykyle] it's not his fault, he doesn't know me at all. He clearly being told by someone else to keep contacting me. I could attempt to fuck things up for him if I so wished, but he's moved from Bristol to Cornwall with his family for a shit job and I have no idea what would happen to the guy and his family if I were to play the cunt card.
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:36,
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That's not very far.And if he doesn't know how to do the job he's been employed to do then it's his own fault.
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He's probably still on his probation period, so will probably get booted out for incompetence anyway. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:44,
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It sounds like you must interview really badly and are too ugly for their company. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:34,
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Pretty muchMy face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver. Ask Swipe, she knows. She couldn't even finish her lunch.
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:37,
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I care!Tell him about that fancy new development in Web based searching
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Kroney, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:37,
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Has he not gone through Lesson 1 in working in IT: Using Google?I don't know how to 'migrate users to a server via LDAP' but if I typed it into Google I'd probably find out.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:39,
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Why is it called 'gaz' again?I think I asked when I first started posting here but I forgot. I never use it anyway.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:42,
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Then I shall call it Gary, as I didn't know the bloke and it seems rude to refer to him as Gaz when we aren't even pals.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:48,
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Then we wont know if you're sending a message or going for a shit(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:49,
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www.b3ta.com/board/2960222
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:50,
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Good choice. People I hate it when people I don't know get all over familiar like that. I'd appreciate your stance on this and I'm sure Gary would, too.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:51,
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4,610,000 results. Some of them must be correct. www.google.co.uk/search?q=how+to+%27migrate+users+to+a+server+via+LDAP%27&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&channel=rcs&gfe_rd=cr&ei=Vy2QU4WIDYXR8ge804DICA
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:42,
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If it were me, I'd probably respond, copy his manager in to say "I don't work for you, stop hassling me." Of that didn't work I'd just block his email address. I do work in it, after all.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:45,
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Well sir,Thats exactly what I did this morning. I also told me boss that another company is offering me bribes in return for my support and that I felt they should know for the purposes of transparency.
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Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:50,
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Couldn't you just tell him to switch it off then on again?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:53,
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I dont mind mornings at all, as long as I get a sit and a coffeeI normally get about 6-7 hours but Sat/Sun/Mon I got about 5 hours total, so I've slept 8 hours straight through both nights since
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:36,
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I'm not a morning person in the slightestunless the previous night is still going on and there's plenty of booze/MASSIVEDRUGS/pizza left.
Alt: I average about 5 as I usually stay up quite late.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:46,
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Please see sig. What's next? Peoples toilet schedules and the shade and nuttiness of their shits?
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I've had two this morning. Mid brown, 8/10 firmness, no nuts visible. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:53,
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I did one in work yesterday that just wouldn't flushMust've been really porous. I had to conceal it with bleach foam in the end. Can't remember what time of day it was though, soz.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:53,
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Mine yesterday was more of a hot black Karcher. The velocity could have cleaned algae off decking. If it wasn't thick black shit that is.
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What I'm seeing here is the perfect babysitting arrangement.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:02,
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He can't trust them not to kick the shit out of his kid though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:03,
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Mater & Pater are flying to Israel after coming round, otherwise this would be an option. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:04,
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he doesn't need all those people to look after him(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:12,
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Not with a bottle-and-a-half-of-red-wine hangover.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:57,
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I got in the shower this morning with my glasses onI took this as a sign that 6 hours kip probably isn't enough.
7.5 I think is about my sweet spot. Especially if I manage it for several nights in a row.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 10:03,
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