have a roasted pea, as our friends on qotw would say
my friend was on a date. he was a lot keener than she was, and he kept telling her that she was beautiful. at the end of the night, he could see his prize slipping away, and tried to up his game. as she was waving for a cab, he locked his arms around her, and murmured seductively:

"mmm. and i bet you look even better in the dark."

twat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:22, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

smooth talker, that chompy (rip)

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:24, Reply)

hahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:24, Reply)

yeah, if you like talking about him
and nothing else
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:44, Reply)

hard to reply with a full mouth though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)