Any reason they actually got married?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:19, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

presumably they were both sick of fending off fister

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Well, really.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:24, Reply)

:)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:24, Reply)

I think they just thought it would be 'a bit of a laugh'
Turns out it wasn't.

Oddly enough, the chap concerned had the only leaving do I'd ever attended where the guest of honour didn't actually show up. He was off sick that day, but we still went out and got pissed in his honour.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:25, Reply)

We had a guy at my last place who was such a cunt we all went out to celebrate the day after he left

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Haha that's classy
In my teens I played for a cricket team that was captained by a guy who thought he was the dog's bollocks. He HAD to open the batting AND the bowling every week - you know the sort.

One day he was batting in a 20 over thrash and just wasn't scoring any runs. When the bowling team appealed for an LBW his entire team joined in from the boundary.

He was not impressed.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:57, Reply)

hahaha!
Howzat working for you?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:19, Reply)