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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Speaking on behalf of IT staff everywhereUsers are clueless cunts who couldn't find their own arseholes with both hands and a fucking map.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:37, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Speaking on behalf on computer users everywhere......IT staff are clueless lazy cunts who are fucked if a problem's more complicated than 'switch it off and on again' or 'replace something'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:46,
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Still, at least they have good interpersonal skills and practice good hygiene(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:47,
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and always appreciate the fact that their role is to help the people working in the business, who are not brown corduroy wearing shut-insrather than criticise them for understanding their job rather than their computer
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:53,
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And are always modest, self-effacing and willing to acknowledge that they don't really have any super-clever arcane knowledge only they are privy to.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:58,
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Sorry to come late to this clueless end-users' jizzfestBut I've been off sorting a user's IT problem because I'm fucking brilliant.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Blimey, I'd have just turned it off at the plug rather than spend all that time looking for the 'power on/off' button.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:14,
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That would be a 'service delivery' issue. I'm not service delivery. Websites, data, that kind of thing. Proper stuff.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:26, Reply)
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