I propose Britian's Got Talons
Each week the general public perform. Anyone who get 4 red X's is torn to shreds by buzzards
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:49, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

*votes*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Something more akin to Running Man might be better
minor criminals could take the place of foxes, and be hunted cross country by toffs on horseback and a pack of dogs, they get a percentage off sentence according to how far they get before being bitten to shreds by the dogs. Solves the prison overcrowding, fox hunting and lack of decent Saturday night TV all at the same time. Plus the bookies could make a bomb on it too.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Instead of minor criminals
just naked fat people.

Being chased across the green fields of England, in the sunshine, the toot of the hunting horn carried on the breeze.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Solved the obesity crisis, too!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)