I bought some Persian greengages and white cherries from a foreigner in a smelly shop.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:24, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've never had a greengage
My pear tree is fruiting though! Woo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I love proper greengages, but you can sometimes only get green plums [INSERT TESTICLE JOKE] which aren't the same

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:26, Reply)

My mum used to make lovely greengage jam when we were kids
Dunno why she doesn't bother now, the lazy cow.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Because she, like everyone else, hates you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:27, Reply)

She's such a prick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Like mother, like son.
By which I mean that you are similar to each other, both being pricks, rather than suggesting that I like you and your mother.

No one likes you. Your mum is 'alright'.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:34, Reply)

yer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:35, Reply)

She's the best one here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:39, Reply)

a budgie
that was the last weird but great thing you bought.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:25, Reply)

LEMMY FTW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:27, Reply)

he was squeaking at his vitamin block this morning
i don't think we've got the cure for cancer there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:27, Reply)

He's the best one here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:35, Reply)