My daughter is developing the 'terrible twos'
By 9am she had:

Poked her mother in the eye.
Bitten me on my left arm.
Smacked me in the face.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:16, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It was always going to be difficult once she got bigger than you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:17, Reply)

My son seems to be having the fucking fours
Last night I had the Wii controller thrown at me, followed by an attempted kick in the nuts

Little shite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I might put anti-homeless spikes on the naughty step & make her sit on them.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:20, Reply)

You might be onto something here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:21, Reply)

There's not enough law of hte jungle in parenting.
I have a fiver that says if you'd done all of that back to her, she wouldn't be doing it again. You're the alpha, act like it, bro.

Tell me how it works out when you end up in court.

This is part of the reason why I don't want children. They turn into selfish little animals regardless of your efforts. You end up just having to hope for the best.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Maybe you should try being a better parent.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:05, Reply)