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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Every Friday my boss rolls out the same shit "poets day" joke
( , Fri 20 Jun 2014, 9:58, Reply)

The guy who brings the blank cheques I have to print on always makes the same "who's the lucky one?" comment every single time. It's been years. I'm getting seriously close to gouging out his eyes. It's the most irrational thing in the world but it's got to the point that it makes me physically wince.
( , Fri 20 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)

he wore a serial killer's boiler suit (with nothing underneath in the summer, as he told us), still lived with his mum in his early 40's, and once a year went on holiday to eastern europe (this was in the late 90's, when it wasn't exactly the place to go) "because the girls are really young and up for it".
he was utterly oblivious to social niceties or the fact that we were clearly too busy to deal with him, and would get down on his knees and beg, throw bits of paper at you, and singsong, "THANK YOU MADAM" when you eventually forked over his shitty tenner. urgh. thanks for the memories, cunthead.
( , Fri 20 Jun 2014, 10:04, Reply)
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