Morning Sporters
Was that your manly physique plastered all over FB yesterday? I believe that there was a mass aquaplaning across the country.

Weekend was pretty good. Lots of dull gardening/allotmenting jobs to be done. Going off on hols next week so needed everything sorted out for handing over to friends/neighbours to look after.

Got some great news last night - both sprogs have been selected to play for Scotland East & North at volleyball at the UK School Games in September. 2nd year in a row. I am immensely chuffed. Makes the hard work, early starts, high mileage etc all worth it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Jun 2014, 11:12, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Not sure what you mean
There was a picture of me running on Saturday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 11:31, Reply)

he is implying that you are so fit that women everywhere creamed themselves
and men everywhere splatted in their pants.

so in other words, fister wants to fist you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 11:34, Reply)

Well that too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 11:54, Reply)

I thought it was pretty obvious. I was wrong.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Jun 2014, 12:07, Reply)

I hope they are playing for the UK before 18/09/14.
After that, Jock schools will not be welcome in UK school comps.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 11:35, Reply)

chools school comps
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 11:38, Reply)

"After that, Jock s will not be welcome in UK"?
Who is this 'Jock s' character?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Only just - 4th-7th Sept.
Salmond won't get his way. We don't like his sort up here. He's a big fat, smug, racist, cunt. Oh, wait a minute... :'(
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Jun 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 12:15, Reply)