Dunno, I might either kill myself
or have a bbq
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:23, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Invite tramps, do the second one, then the first to feed them.

( Muns, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:24, Reply)

The homeless are lazy cunts by their very nature
There's no way they'd be bothered to butcher then cook me
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:26, Reply)

I'm sure it'd be preferable to eating you raw.
They could even baste you in special brew and £1 bottles of white cider.
( Muns, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:28, Reply)

No argument there

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:36, Reply)

If you choose the former, d'you mind if we have a bbq with your corpse?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:24, Reply)

By all means
I can't abide waste
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:26, Reply)

Are there any bits of you you'd particularly recommend?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:26, Reply)

Thumbs, like little chicken legs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:31, Reply)

^tggi
Also my back's pretty broad. Must be something there. My thighs would probably roast up nicely too. The only thing that upsets me is that Tangles will be left out.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:36, Reply)

He can have a nut roast

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:40, Reply)