I've been to the pub.
I'm back now though. Beat that!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:29, 39 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

er... I haven't left the house, but I might go into the garden.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Well, if you listened to some obscure record and had a smoke you might beat me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:35, Reply)

Miles Davis, not particularly obscure.
The gardener has been today, so it's quite nice in spite of the lack of sun.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:42, Reply)

did you know that David Axelrod had a world record in 2000 for most delayed record or sutin?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:43, Reply)

I did not know that David Axelrod had a world record in 2000 for most delayed record or sutin

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:44, Reply)

you do now

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:45, Reply)

^Lewins liar

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:45, Reply)

I haven't been out. I only have a budgie for company. I have one beer. Unopened. I think I win.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:35, Reply)

alright Jacob Dyer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:40, Reply)

What shirts did you get?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:40, Reply)

Just one, a TM Lewin one.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:41, Reply)

Liar.
It's impossible to get just one shirt from Lewins.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:44, Reply)

nah mate, just the one
Budgetary reasons. I always have to buy a new tie and cufflinks for each shirt.

So just the one shirt. Plus accessories.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Stop wearing a tie to work.
You'll be taken more seriously.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:50, Reply)

depends on the shirt
As in I don't wear a tie every day, it depends what shirt I'm wearing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:50, Reply)

Fascinating insight into mystery man Dozer right here

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:57, Reply)

^budgie

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Don't you have to get five for a ton? I know that and I don't even wear shirts.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:47, Reply)

four these days

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:48, Reply)

Pretty much.
Go in, get measured, hand over a tonne.

SHIRTS! !!!!!!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:51, Reply)

I might go and get some at the weekend, just for the experience like.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:52, Reply)

For the ultimate experience, get measured
Go home, buy online.

Loads of choice that way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:54, Reply)

Or maybe I will just buy one, for budgietary reasons. Millet ain't 'cheep' you know!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:55, Reply)

^ hand in the trill

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 22:03, Reply)

shirtlifter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:52, Reply)

it was a young negro lad doing the measuring
Thoroughly nice chap.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Was he able to count to 18/5"?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:55, Reply)

Sadly you don't win.
You should have got the budgie to send some of his pigeon mates to the offy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:40, Reply)

I could have gone out but I couldn't be bothered. Didn't waste my time with that 'food' nonsense either.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:41, Reply)

food's for tossers yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:44, Reply)

You must eat a fucking lot then hur hur tosser lolz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:45, Reply)

haha yeah im an internet tubbo yer
Too much 'lime and honey chilli chicken'!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:48, Reply)

I wasn't calling you fat, just a tosser.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:49, Reply)

haha yeah both m8
And an 'Amstell'
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:50, Reply)

You're off the chain!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:45, Reply)

It's a non stop partay

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:46, Reply)

I'm on my 3rd bottle of Bengal Lancer
and I've had takeaway pizza. Was traipsing about Saarf ov the rivvah after work to pick up a parcel. Had to get a bus back over Tower Bridge and the fucking thing was up! There's 10 minutes I won't get back.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 22:41, Reply)

London, eh! *rolls eyes*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 22:46, Reply)

i'm at work
workworkwork
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 23:00, Reply)