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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Don't times change eh?
I can still fondly remember the days when she was moving to Milton Keynes to rent a three-bed semi with Chompy. It had to have three bedrooms and/or a garage because one room wass earmarked as 'the games room'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:25, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
the other room would, infuriatingly, be locked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:27, Reply)
All the kids would be conceived, following a pizza on 'date night' after a bout of depressing sex.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:31, Reply)
christ, imagine if the kids ended up with her looks and his brains?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:33, Reply)
The other way round isn't that appealing either.
And just imagine how worn-out Swipe would have been cooking a ten quid salad for her, organic chicken nuggets for the kids and attempting to replicate Nando's chicken for him at mealtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:35, Reply)
I thought she was veggi?Quorn nuggets please.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:37, Reply)
Pizza Express once a year on their anniversary.
With vouchers for free prosecco.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:40, Reply)
It'd all end in bitter recrimination when she caught him 'liking' top MK 'gentleman's club' Wyldcatz on facebook.
And she'd go running to Gonz for a shoulder to cry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:42, Reply)
he'd get custody of the plastic jacket

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:44, Reply)
NOT PLASTIC IMITATION LEATHER

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:45, Reply)
soz mate, I know you're touchy about that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:47, Reply)
I might go and have a shit in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:48, Reply)
'that had better be deleted by the time I get back'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:49, Reply)
Totally had a shit now.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 8:56, Reply)

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