The laptop is fine, it's my crutch that took the brunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:39, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

That is you missing the point entirely.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:41, Reply)

If laptops came with non slip lids this wouldn't have happened
The point is is not my faukt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Even though you're trying to troll me,
You're still an utter spastic.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:43, Reply)

I'm not, why don't designers think about these things?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:45, Reply)

Probably because they'd assume that people aren't so fucking monumentally retarded
that they'd balance containers holding liquid on top of an electronic device.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Not at all, they've started making water proof phones. Why not laptops?
Watches have been water proof for ages
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

I always wear my laptop at the beach
This is a great idea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Flava flav always moved with the times

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I honestly believe he's doing this on purpose.
I know he enjoys winding me up. THere can be no other explanation for such committed density.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

You have no vision

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:03, Reply)

They do make waterproof laptops.
However, you're not likely to be conducting a web conference in a swimming pool, so business machines don't need to be.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:50, Reply)

What if he needs to give a presentation at Kidderminster baths.
WHAT THEN?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:57, Reply)

You're quite right Nakkers
In fact, I think you should confirm that all your remaining devices are fully waterproof by throwing them all into the bath.

Let us know how you get on.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Start with the toaster

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Get in the bath, first.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Who doesnt like a nice slice of toast whilst bathing?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Perhaps they could also come with a drinks dispenser and a horse hoof stone thingy too?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:47, Reply)

TGGI^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:48, Reply)