The woman in my office right now
Alt. My boss is kind of OK. My last boss was great. The one before him is one of the most vile individuals I have ever met and if he died in the most painful, slow and shocking manner I would laugh and visit his grave to piss on it. Exhibit A .
AltAlt. Coffee, just coffee, always just coffee.
( Peej, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:22, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Dear Peej, as you know university internet fair usage policy allows us to track and read your online postings
As such I must warn you that posts bringing the university into disrepute will not be tolerated and could lead to disciplinary action. If you have issue at work please engage with the colleague out reach team through the appropriate channels to start mediation.

Regards

HR team
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:28, Reply)

Dear Ben
What the fuck were you thinking using your company supplied laptop as a coaster?

Regards

IT team
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:30, Reply)

ZING!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 9:17, Reply)

The cunt boss was when I was working for someone other than the university so there mister HR.

( Peej, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:30, Reply)

We were referring to 'kind of ok' which could be misconstrued as a negative comment, please be more careful in future

HR team
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:35, Reply)

Alright, he's a cunt too.

( Peej, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:35, Reply)

*makes notes on permanent record*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:42, Reply)

Shove it up your arse, I just found that winning euro millions ticket I lost.
Stick you job up your fat fucking arsehole
( Peej, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:45, Reply)

While swearing is permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:
Reversal: by reversing "fuck" and "arse" you can substantially improve your swearing: "Stick you job up your fat arseing fuckhole"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 9:10, Reply)