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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Seeing my brother tonight, and his girlfriend.
Tomorrow there's a leaving do.
Saturday probably putting up a shelf for our turntable and some vinyl, and trying not to demolish the entire flat and end up in a bitter divorce involving the steady development of an alcohol problem, unpayable legal costs and a quick and steady decline into drug abuse, male prostitution and eventual suicide in the process.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 15:45,
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Tricky
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 15:46,
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I think I'll need spare rawl plugs.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 15:59,
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You dont have a Roses tin full of spares?
MANFAIL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 16:06,
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matchsticks work just as well
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 16:12,
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OK Lowry, calm down
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 16:13,
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oh very good
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 16:14,
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Everyone wants to be like Mike
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 16:20,
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Top tip^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 16:15,
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Or... and its just a suggestion
he should possibly check the front of his trousers and if he find a pair contained within realise that putting up a shelf is a fucking piece of piss, and if he cant do it then he should employ some tradesman and probably let them have a go on his missus so she can at least have 1 shag a year where she doesn't need to finish herself off in the bathroom
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 16:23,
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My DIY is the stuff of legend.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 16:47,
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to rock a rhyme
To rock a rhyme that's right on time
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 16:09,
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