Dolly Parton in the motherfucking house?
Apparently, she got the biggest crowd of the weekend. Who'd you like to see at a massive gig? Motorhead me, awesome live. Although Lemmy is not too well apparently. The real Lemmy, not Frog budgie.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 20:52, 60 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'd not like to see anyone at a massive gig as massive gigs are invariably shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:03, Reply)

The few stadium gigs I've been to were okish.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:09, Reply)

That sounds dreadful

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:10, Reply)

Good atmosphere, though the sound and viewing were pretty shit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:15, Reply)

You couldn't hear or see but you liked the people you were standing by?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:18, Reply)

No.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:27, Reply)

Not really an issue for the Yurtsmiths that is it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:44, Reply)

RUSH

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Never a fan.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:16, Reply)

A lot of their stuff is an acquired taste.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:19, Reply)

Although they've dabbled in such a variety of sounds over the years there's something there for everyone.
If you can stand Geddy's vocal style.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:46, Reply)

what about the voice of Geddy Lee
How did it get so high? Does he talk like a normal guy?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:48, Reply)

I know him and he does

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:52, Reply)

I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:51, Reply)

oh man shown up as a fantasist again, sad times :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:52, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBZY_loemUw
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:56, Reply)

and you're my fact checking cuz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:59, Reply)

Atari Teenage Riot, with Carl Crack back from the dead.
Either them or, I dunno, Cast.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:29, Reply)

Alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:33, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:34, Reply)

Flying

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:40, Reply)

Fine time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:42, Reply)

Walk away

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:47, Reply)

that's possibly the worst song ever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:48, Reply)

Burt Bacharach
Or Tom Jones.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:37, Reply)

she was awesome
cos she can sing, unlike all these x-factor/bgt type cunts.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:37, Reply)

Just been watching, yes she can, the old, big knockered spandex wigged up, pensioner.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:40, Reply)

you forgot botoxed
but how many of these x factor cunts will be packing glastonbury out when they're 68, huh? not so fucking many.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:55, Reply)

what have they done to upset you so much?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:56, Reply)

ooh, lets see, how about
enabling Simon Cowell to slit the throat of popular music and drink its still warm blood?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:59, Reply)

did they? oh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:00, Reply)

reducing music to a cynical anodyne money making exercise in fake emotion

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:01, Reply)

consisting of autotune and good looks, long as your a pretty boy who cares if you have the pitch sense of a goat with its balls trapped in a vice?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:03, Reply)

you sound a bit upset m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:08, Reply)

yeah but they're good singers aren't they

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:09, Reply)

Take it you didn't make it past the auditions then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:12, Reply)

Ronan and the boyzone lads but not gately

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:42, Reply)

'gaYtely' more like!!!!!!***

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:43, Reply)

POTD ETC

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:44, Reply)

I hope this has been run past you know who
Let's not be facetious on an irreverent 'comedy' website, eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:45, Reply)

Of course I have, I wouldn't just post that willy-nilly without the relevant permission
HA HA WILLY I HAVE A RIGHT LAUGH HERE
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:54, Reply)

You're the funniest one here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:00, Reply)

I'm the funniest one in the flat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:03, Reply)

soz, but the budgie is funnier

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:03, Reply)

True, actually.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:04, Reply)

She lets you in now? Congratulations.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:04, Reply)

oh man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:06, Reply)

I loves a bit of Parton
She is wonderful.
( wanderlust, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:42, Reply)

I was impressed, tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:51, Reply)

legendary

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 21:57, Reply)

She is one of the rare legends.
I was desperate to see her a few years ago when she played the O2 but couldn't afford it & have been kicking myself since.
I really hope I don't fuck up that opportunity again. Her & Wanda Jackson are the only two female artists I'm bothered about seeing live. That makes me a bit sad truth be told.
( wanderlust, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:03, Reply)

Wanda Jackson is ace

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:08, Reply)

Disclosure are really fucking good

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:09, Reply)

i heart her.

( wanderlust, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:12, Reply)

i don't care if there's silicone and botox and spandex - or if she's a pensioner
Would
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:34, Reply)

She wouldn't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:41, Reply)

Depends on whether she recognises the smell of chloroform
Or the taste of Rohypnol
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:44, Reply)

haha! rape is really funny!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:49, Reply)

Fantastiça! Ba-da-ba-ba-dum-dada!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 22:47, Reply)