fuck off
the batmobile stays
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:51, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I don't recall Bruce Wayne having a naf personalised number plate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:52, Reply)

you weren't looking closely enaff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Can't you swap it for a cooler AMG silver one?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:55, Reply)

and let you drive it, mr no licence?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:55, Reply)

I just don't have the card bit to hand. Or the paper bit. Apart from that I am good to go.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:56, Reply)

so basically
you don't have a licence.

i'd rather put battered in charge of my liquor fridge.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:57, Reply)

I have a licence, just not the physical manifestation of one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:57, Reply)

strikethrough "licence" for lolarious results

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:59, Reply)

It's taken me a month to dig out my V5 to send off for the change of address.
By "dig out" I mean "pick up off the back seat".
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:57, Reply)

I haven't seen my driving licence since about 2004

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Good job I don't need an updated V5 to take to the council so I can get a proper parking permit
that I've already paid for when my temporary one runs out on Tuesday.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:00, Reply)

In that case it'll be expired soon.
Just wait until you get the ticket to renew it and say you've lost it. They'll not bother charging for the replacement.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:02, Reply)

he's not allowed to do that
we're going to drive around california for a fortnight, and fucked if i'm doing all the driving whilst he drinks beer and belches in the back seat!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:03, Reply)

I'll just drive anyway, no big deal is it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:04, Reply)

"Yes officer, I'm very sorry. I definitely won't do it again and I'll definitely pay the ticket"

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:05, Reply)

EGGXAKTALLY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:06, Reply)

that happened to my brother and his mate when they got caught drinking in the street in santa barbara
"when you get home, i want you boys to go up to the first 'british bobby' that you see, and you tell him what you did. you hear me?"

"yes officer. we totally will."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:09, Reply)

course it is
they won't put you down as a named driver. and then when you inevitably scrape it, we won't be covered.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:09, Reply)

Just say it was you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Good advice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:04, Reply)