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just settled enormous multi-million pound claim for £100k for my client. the client is thrilled and i am getting congrats emails from all over the firm. woo.

bad news: some cunt has nicked my pink "to do" list pen. i need that pen. i have too much to do, not to organise a list. ackkkkkkk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:09, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

All that work was worth it then!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)

I'm sure you could use another pen for the same task with minimum disruption

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)

no
it has to be pink, and then i cross out what i've done in black.

it doesn't work the other way around. the pink ink isn't strong enough to cross out the black ink.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)

FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

we all have working rituals
well, those of us who do any work...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Get a red pen
get a blue pen
get a green pen
get a shut up pen
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

IT HAS TO BE PINK!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

anyway, i've found it now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)

This is the worst sexting ever.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)