I'm having a good day.
Got new bike.
Assembled new bike.
Me and the boss took turns to ride it around all morning,
Ham tomato and lettuce sandwich.
Pint later, then Tour de France and cricket highlights on the telly with something nice for dinner.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:53, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Alt: a bloke in a pub told me his dad had a snake tattooed from his fingertips all the way up his arm, and had his fingernails removed to tattoo underneath, the end effect being some kind of magnification when they grew back.
He also said if you shake hands like a queer you are a queer, and if so he'd throw you out the window, bum you then throw you back inside. Cool or what?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:57, Reply)

A tattoo... on the finger nerve endings... fucking hell.
Nails.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Nails Common
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:00, Reply)

It wasn't true though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:03, Reply)

does that say b u r n or b u m?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:00, Reply)

BUM

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:02, Reply)

bit hypocritical then.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:13, Reply)

probably just a fetish.

( Muns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)