How did you manage to piss her off?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:43, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Set fire to her knickers.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Adele's follow up lacked the drama of her previous work

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Told her she couldn't use my car anymore, demanded the key back & told her she was no longer insured to drive it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

That seems reasonable enough

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I thought so. Found it quite enjoyable as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Win win

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Oh dear, she's going to have to be looking after herself.
She won't like that.
( Kroney, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)

What a shame!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:25, Reply)

now you need to trade it in for a much much much better car
and then see her face when she realises she can't drive that one either.

and THEN ice that cake by saying, "i bought this with all the money i don't have to spend on your maintenance."

*wanks it out of the park*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)

I'm going to keep it for now. If I get a job with a company car I'll sell it, but I'm not going to spend money upgrading it until I've bought a house - priorities.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:34, Reply)

don't be so practical
you know my suggestion is much more fun.

mmmmm. R8.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:37, Reply)

My landlord has an R8 convertible in a lovely sky blue colour. The V10 one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)