Where is the question, blogboy?
Budgie came out, cuddled up between my towel ( he likes chewing towels) and the iPad. Gently nibbled my arm and talked to the other budgie that lives in the iPad. Ahhhhh. Cute.

No. Not cute.

The little fucker somehow managed to shit vertically upwards and behind ONTO the iPad with its gravity defying arsehole. Imma tie one of my iPad wipes to its feet and make it dance it clean :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 8:28, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

haha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 8:30, Reply)

>:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)

You buy wipes specifically for the ipad?
I use toilet paper to clean mine, funnily enough the screen comes up perfect. No budgie shit on mine though.
( Peej, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 8:31, Reply)

I do have screen cleaners, aye
Fingerprinty!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)

Well toilet roll works just as well
#moneysavingtip
( Peej, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 8:38, Reply)

have you tried washing your greasy hands?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 9:04, Reply)

lol

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 9:11, Reply)

I taught him that

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 8:32, Reply)

It's cuter when he does it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)

My version is more 'shock and awe'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 8:36, Reply)