I had a conversation with a rather sweary and quite racist concierge.
Bit I'm in the North so I was expecting it really. Good start to the day I think

Alt: anything by status quo, they are the "riff masters" after all

Altalt: I don't like being in the North.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:34, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Where are you?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:40, Reply)

'The north' can't you read?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:41, Reply)

Nottingham

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:41, Reply)

The 'East Midlands' as it's better known

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:46, Reply)

North enough to be full of scum.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Have you seen Harters?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:50, Reply)

Is he from here?
Poor fella.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:00, Reply)

'North enough to be full of scum'
Interesting observation*. I have been south of Watford and I feel that the levels of scummery rise exponentially for every 5 miles closer to Mordor London one gets.

*Southern twattery
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Alright, calm down northo, they'll be over with your gravy and pies in minute.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Pie is good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:23, Reply)

'they'll be over with your gravy and pies in minute'
Could be worse - jellied eels anyone?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:24, Reply)

Or some sort of odd parsley sauce (made from eel juices)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:29, Reply)

The North wins in all factors of scum mind.
Crime, racism, poverty, hooliganism, Hillsborough whinging, whippet owning, gambling
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Isnt Nottingham statistically the most dangerous city
and Portsmouth the most rapey
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:55, Reply)

I think the murder rate is quite high in Nottingham

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)

It's certainly not dropping in the next week or so.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Off to Portsmouth next then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Crime, racism, child poverty, hooliganism and gambling*
All pretty much highest in London.
Hillsborough whinging is Scousers - they're not allowed to be included as they're dole scum grief athletes.
Whippet owning? Couldn't get the stats.
*from the data I could find - London and the aforementioned Scousers are possibly neck-and-neck.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Well, if you're dropping scourers, I'm dropping London from the South, horrid place.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:00, Reply)

When I said they were 'dole scum grief athletes' ...
I meant a 'statistical anomaly', an outlier if you will. One that can be disregarded for trending purposes*

*Naah - I meant dole scum grief athletes
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:03, Reply)

*posts chicken fetus link*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Let's just agree that the only place in England that isn't full of cunts is a small village,
Somewhere in the Midlands where the only residents are a nice old couple who bake cakes and watch the telly most of the time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:23, Reply)

They sound like a right pair of cunts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:25, Reply)

They have defo got a romanian slave girl in the cellar

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)

I'm warming to them slightly now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:29, Reply)

' got a romanian slave girl in the cellar'
So, you're implying that's a bad thing?
No agenda, nope, no siree.
*wanders off whistling*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:38, Reply)