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I had a conversation with a rather sweary and quite racist concierge.
Bit I'm in the North so I was expecting it really. Good start to the day I think
Alt: anything by status quo, they are the "riff masters" after all
Altalt: I don't like being in the North.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:34,
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Where are you?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:40,
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'The north' can't you read?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:41,
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Nottingham
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:41,
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The 'East Midlands' as it's better known
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:46,
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North enough to be full of scum.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:49,
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Have you seen Harters?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 8:50,
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Is he from here?
Poor fella.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:00,
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'North enough to be full of scum'
Interesting observation*. I have been south of Watford and I feel that the levels of scummery rise exponentially for every 5 miles closer to
Mordor London one gets.
*Southern twattery
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:15,
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Alright, calm down northo, they'll be over with your gravy and pies in minute.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:21,
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Pie is good.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:23,
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'they'll be over with your gravy and pies in minute'
Could be worse - jellied eels anyone?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:24,
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Or some sort of odd parsley sauce (made from eel juices)
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:29,
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The North wins in all factors of scum mind.
Crime, racism, poverty, hooliganism, Hillsborough whinging, whippet owning, gambling
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:51,
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Isnt Nottingham statistically the most dangerous city
and Portsmouth the most rapey
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:55,
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I think the murder rate is quite high in Nottingham
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:56,
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It's certainly not dropping in the next week or so.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:56,
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Off to Portsmouth next then
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:58,
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Crime, racism, child poverty, hooliganism and gambling*
All pretty much highest in London.
Hillsborough whinging is Scousers - they're not allowed to be included as they're dole scum grief athletes.
Whippet owning? Couldn't get the stats.
*from the data I could find - London and the aforementioned Scousers are possibly neck-and-neck.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 9:59,
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Well, if you're dropping scourers, I'm dropping London from the South, horrid place.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:00,
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When I said they were 'dole scum grief athletes' ...
I meant a 'statistical anomaly', an outlier if you will. One that can be disregarded for trending purposes*
*Naah - I meant dole scum grief athletes
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:03,
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*posts chicken fetus link*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:06,
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Let's just agree that the only place in England that isn't full of cunts is a small village,
Somewhere in the Midlands where the only residents are a nice old couple who bake cakes and watch the telly most of the time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:23,
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They sound like a right pair of cunts
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:25,
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They have defo got a romanian slave girl in the cellar
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:27,
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I'm warming to them slightly now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:29,
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' got a romanian slave girl in the cellar'
So, you're implying that's a bad thing?
No agenda, nope, no siree.
*wanders off whistling*
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:38,
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