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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
His wife looks a right alkie.
Every time he opens the Hovis, she's off down the juicer.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:40,
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She's got too many teeth for her gob
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:42,
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she could chew and apple through a letterbox
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:44,
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She's got a mucky glint in her eye too.
Saucy minx.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:46,
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His wife looks like Kevin Bacon in that first photo.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:45,
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Still would tho
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:48,
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And he looks like a bald Eric Cantona.
Is there some subtext here?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:50,
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