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	 i have burnt the roof of my mouth on pizza now there is a flap of mouth skin hanging off
	i have burnt the roof of my mouth on pizza now there is a flap of mouth skin hanging off
 	alright?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:33,
	
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	 Yer.
	Yer. 
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:35,
	
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	 Also: I have spent a lot of my day saying to teachers..
	Also: I have spent a lot of my day saying to teachers..
 	…'don't get too excited Gove's gone, us NHS types couldn't wait for Andrew Lansley to get the sack and then they replaced him with an even worse shitcunt.'
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:37,
	
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	 It was either that^^ or a post about my tea.
	It was either that^^ or a post about my tea.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:37,
	
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	 do you mean supper?
	do you mean supper?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:38,
	
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	 No.
	No.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:46,
	
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	 dinner?
	dinner?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:49,
	
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	 Had that around 1-ish.
	Had that around 1-ish.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:52,
	
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	 ...
	...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:52,
	
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	 The dog, on the other hand, has its dinner when we have our tea.
	The dog, on the other hand, has its dinner when we have our tea.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:54,
	
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	 supper is eaten around 9pm
	supper is eaten around 9pm
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:58,
	
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	 EXACTLY.
	EXACTLY.
 	Fucking London wankers.
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:08,
	
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	 pretentious pricks eh
	pretentious pricks eh
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:17,
	
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	 Typical parochial prick^
	Typical parochial prick^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:19,
	
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	 ^ typical London wanker
	^ typical London wanker
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:25,
	
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	 here comes the new boss, same as teh old boss
	here comes the new boss, same as teh old boss
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:38,
	
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	 You must be a real live wire at work
	You must be a real live wire at work 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:10,
	
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	 I saw somweone that looked like Well Groomed Wookie today, i held my breath as i walked past
	I saw somweone that looked like Well Groomed Wookie today, i held my breath as i walked past
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:37,
	
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	 Who?
	Who?
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:46,
	
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	 I assumed you were internet chums at some point
	I assumed you were internet chums at some point
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:49,
	
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	 30 seconds' googling shows up a very 'internet' looking man. It's possible.
	30 seconds' googling shows up a very 'internet' looking man. It's possible.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:53,
	
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	 Yer.
	Yer.
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:38,
	
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	 Hipster
	Hipster 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:15,
	
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	 Alright Yurtrand Russel?
	Alright Yurtrand Russel?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:18,
	
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	 Alright Nakers
	Alright Nakers 
 	Are you staying over on the 24th or ducking out before I leave work?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:20,
	
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	 yer the second one
	yer the second one
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:21,
	
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	 prick
	prick 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:25,
	
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	 soz
	soz
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:31,
	
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	 Was it you or someone else I saw recently that tweeted to apple that they'd never need to use the word 'ducking'?
	Was it you or someone else I saw recently that tweeted to apple that they'd never need to use the word 'ducking'?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:35,
	
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	 me, i'm pretty sure they'll change their software because of it
	me, i'm pretty sure they'll change their software because of it
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:42,
	
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	 We actually ended up watching Monty's hive alive
	We actually ended up watching Monty's hive alive 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:17,
	
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	 You're supposed to do it as a hashtag
	You're supposed to do it as a hashtag 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:18,
	
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	 was it a case of "the roof was on fire"?
	was it a case of "the roof was on fire"?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:31,
	
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	 you should be careful of the...
 	The Dynamic Three
	you should be careful of the...
 	The Dynamic Three Cheeses
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:35,
	
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	 shut up harters
	shut up harters 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:36,
	
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	 it's a publicly announced click from me!
	it's a publicly announced click from me!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:41,
	
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	 POTMFD!
	POTMFD!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:44,
	
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	 careful now, the stumpoid king of OT has to approve this kind of thing
	careful now, the stumpoid king of OT has to approve this kind of thing
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:46,
	
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	 did that once, never again.....
	did that once, never again.....
 	Or was that your mum
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:44,
	
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	 HAHA MY MUM!!
	HAHA MY MUM!!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:45,
	
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	 yer
	yer
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:46,
	
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	 We actually ended up watching Monty's #hivealive
	We actually ended up watching Monty's #hivealive
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:31,
	
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	 Really? That sounds interesting, tell me more
	Really? That sounds interesting, tell me more 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:34,
	
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	 Bees
	Bees 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:42,
	
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	 boo bees
	boo bees
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:45,
	
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	 Cor!
	Cor!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:01,
	
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	 blimey
	blimey
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:02,
	
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	 guv,ner
	guv,ner
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:02,
	
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	 Were they making honey in a decomposing lion's skull?
	Were they making honey in a decomposing lion's skull? 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:46,
	
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	 Don't know I didn't watch it, I went down sainsbos
	Don't know I didn't watch it, I went down sainsbos
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:02,
	
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	 did they have a decomposing lions skull?
	did they have a decomposing lions skull?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:04,
	
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	 I didn't look, the didn't have any coke in glass bottles that much I know
	I didn't look, the didn't have any coke in glass bottles that much I know
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:05,
	
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	 broken briatin
	broken briatin
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:07,
	
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	 Great Shitain I call it :(
	Great Shitain I call it :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:08,
	
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	 I just snatched a mozzie out of the air like some kind of FUCKING NINJA
	I just snatched a mozzie out of the air like some kind of FUCKING NINJA
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:58,
	
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	 when you progress to catching them with chop-sticks
	when you progress to catching them with chop-sticks
 	Then and only then will you know the true meaning of the power of the snake fist Chow-Chee-Chew
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:07,
	
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	 bit racist
	bit racist
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:07,
	
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	 #Sam Seedist
	#Sam Seedist
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:13,
	
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	 why would I watch a programme about chocolate
	why would I watch a programme about chocolate
 	when I have no chocolate in the house? :(
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:06,
	
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	 you could write a comedy routine about this situation#
	you could write a comedy routine about this situation#
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:09,
	
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	 so, what's up with airline food, eh?
	so, what's up with airline food, eh?
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:15,
	
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	 a fat chick doing 'material' about chocolate?
	a fat chick doing 'material' about chocolate?
 	How original.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:16,
	
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	 A balding uggo slagging off a woman who'd never sleep with him
	A balding uggo slagging off a woman who'd never sleep with him
 	How original
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:40,
	
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