As one half of the popular beat combo* 'The Belmers' I feel I am uniquely qualified to answer this
I have belmed like a freshly-buggered mong at the DVLA. They are utterly useless for a multitude of reasons.
Alt: Anything by Oasis
Altalt: Because a kick up the clunge often offends
Altaltalt: I AM!!!

*Actually a pair of talentless tuneless charmless bellends.

EDIT copied from my last post on previous thread...
I will be spending the evening of Monday 21st in or around Ellesmere Port. What is there to do other than YM or DMAAKM?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:26, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

shopping
it has a massive outlet mall

www.mcarthurglen.com/uk/cheshire-oaks-designer-outlet/en
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)

Gaze in awe at the industrial skyscape before succumbing to rapidly advancing lung cancer aggravated by the sudden increase in airborne carcinogens?

( Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)

There is a large waste recycling plant there

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Hot damn!
It just gets better and better! I think I'll take my tablets marked 'valley forge' with me, just in case.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:40, Reply)

for just £7.15
canalrivertrust.org.uk/national-waterways-museum
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Thanks!
I'll be staying in a hotel in amongst all that - still think I'll stick to the incest and intravenous drug use though
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:56, Reply)

We didn't care then and we don't care now.
hth xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:39, Reply)