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Life changing moments....you ever had one?
I'm going through one, how do you deal with such things?
What's your comfort blanket?
Alt: how do you justify selfishness?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:37,
92 replies,
latest was 11 years ago)
what's your life changing event?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:40,
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He has lived two full years as a 'woman' and can now have his cock and balls cut off
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:42,
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Small cut.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:42,
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Whilst I applaud your self awareness, you've forgotten an 'n' there.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:52,
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...by his soon to be 'ex' wife
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:43,
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I could have found god or saink
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:48,
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but you haven't though
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:49,
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I forgive you, my son
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:51,
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Dozer is your son?
*Eastenders drums*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:52,
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it would explain ALOT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:00,
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Oh dear, Mrs hare found out about you fucking your ex
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41,
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I have never had an affair
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:47,
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+ because it turned out my ex wasn't interested
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:51,
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Tru-dat
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:53,
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If this isn't a cry for help I don't know what is.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41,
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bit needy innit m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41,
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UH-OH!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41,
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Alt: just do what I want don't I
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:44,
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yer
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
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Alright
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
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Until Swipe gets home from work.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
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Nah, she's alright yer
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
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Unless swipe says you can't
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
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Nah, she's alright yer
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
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Alt: living on my own, I don't have to justify my day to day behaviour as long as I don't breach my personal values*
*there aren't many of these tbh.
Comfort blanket? What are you? 7?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41,
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Heroin
To all questions
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:42,
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bit edgy m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:43,
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But such a snuggly comfort blanket
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
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isn't it just
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:47,
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OK Harters
Me, Battered, Tangles and Frog - we're what you might call an experienced audience. Dozer doesn't count.
Say it quickly then delete if you want
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
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this bullying has reached a fresh nadir
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:46,
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You've no real knowledge of relationships - that's why I excluded you.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:50,
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oh dear
In my 34 years I've never had a relationship which has lasted longer than a week, this is true.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:50,
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which has lasted longer than a week, this is true.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:56,
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It does seem that saying 'jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick' is an instant popular page hit now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:50,
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it doesn't take much to get on the populol page.
There's only half a dozen posters.
Excluding battered and his half a dozen sockpuppets.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:52,
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You never manage it though, you jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:55,
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I WAS ON THERE LAST WEEK!!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:55,
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I know*
*I don't
#vintagememes
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:57,
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WAS ON THERE LAST WEEK'm a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:59,
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Hey, where did Battered's 'cookie' post go?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:57,
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The cookie monster must have eaten it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:57,
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what a prick
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:58,
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Did you screenshot it?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:58,
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screenies m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:58,
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Nah, only pricks do that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:58,
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Why do you think I asked you?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:00,
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Yes, I did.
Happy now?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:00,
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Post it then, I missed it
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:00,
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No, you've upset me now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:02,
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Just give me the summary then please, for the spreadsheet
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:02,
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see below
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:04,
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Borrrring
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:06,
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RORY?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:04,
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I'm standing in
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:06,
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+ the tears of my remorse, for all the people I've upset on here?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:08,
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I don't upset anyone apart from tangiers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:09,
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and me!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:11,
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what a cunt
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:12,
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Oh sorry man, I didn't know.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:12,
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you should cry him a salt water pool
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:14,
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NO ROB FAIRHOLME JOKES
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:15,
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Votes are based on cookies, not accounts.
So regardless of how many accounts someone may have (I have two in total), 6 accounts would equal a need to have 6 devices.
Nobody, particularly a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick, is worth the effort.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:02,
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you have more than two mate
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:09,
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1. No I don't.
2. You're not a 'mate'. You're a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:11,
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yes you do.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:13,
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Name them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:22,
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Genuinely battered
Battered.
Battered's reserve
Plus the one you're posting from now, plus the chompy one, plus the Stilton one.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:27,
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and Battered without the full stop.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:31,
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...which is the chompy one.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:55,
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Sold my crumbling filthy rundown house and moved into a designer flat
got rid of my black dog pretty much immediately.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:38,
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alright lighto
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:40,
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fucking horrible ta
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:41,
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manflu, right?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:42,
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yer
I have taken some beechams so currently just suffering high temp. Not the weather for it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:21,
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when i get manAids i just nuke it with max strength lemsip and whisky
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:22,
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Does that work for normal AIDS?
I'm asking for a friend, you understand
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:32,
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I dunno m8, im not an Aids riddled rent boy with a persistent cough
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:34,
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Oh
Well thanks anyway
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:37,
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I have some spare AZT knocking around if you need some
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:40,
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Evening. 'sup?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:53,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:53,
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I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention.
The trick is to focus on how things will be better afterwards.
Alt: by remembering that people are pricks.
Evening.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:57,
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alright b3th
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:59,
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It's a girl!!
Shush, everyone .
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:59,
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she's not pregnant, she's just fat
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:00,
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Oh, you cunt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:01,
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Hi b3th
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:31,
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Alright.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:32,
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Yer u?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:33,
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Yeah, pretty good
*riveting chat*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:42,
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Pick up a guitar
When you can play guitar everything else is just gravy
Alt: because I REALLY, REALLY want stuff. And things.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:31,
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