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	 Life changing moments....you ever had one?
	Life changing moments....you ever had one?
 	I'm going through one, how do you deal with such things?
What's your comfort blanket?
Alt: how do you justify selfishness?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:37,
	
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	 what's your life changing event?
	what's your life changing event?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:40,
	
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	 He has lived two full years as a 'woman' and can now have his cock and balls cut off
	He has lived two full years as a 'woman' and can now have his cock and balls cut off
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:42,
	
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	 Small cut.
	Small cut. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:42,
	
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	 Whilst I applaud your self awareness, you've forgotten an 'n' there.
	Whilst I applaud your self awareness, you've forgotten an 'n' there.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:52,
	
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	 ...by his soon to be 'ex' wife
	...by his soon to be 'ex' wife
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:43,
	
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	 I could have found god or saink
	I could have found god or saink
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:48,
	
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	 but you haven't though
	but you haven't though
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:49,
	
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	 I forgive you, my son
	I forgive you, my son
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:51,
	
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	 Dozer is your son?
	Dozer is your son?
 	*Eastenders drums*
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:52,
	
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	 it would explain ALOT
	it would explain ALOT
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:00,
	
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	 Oh dear, Mrs hare found out about you fucking your ex
	Oh dear, Mrs hare found out about you fucking your ex
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41,
	
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	 I have never had an affair
	I have never had an affair
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:47,
	
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	 + because it turned out my ex wasn't interested
	+ because it turned out my ex wasn't interested 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:51,
	
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	 Tru-dat
	Tru-dat
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:53,
	
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	 If this isn't a cry for help I don't know what is.
	If this isn't a cry for help I don't know what is. 
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41,
	
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	 bit needy innit m8
	bit needy innit m8
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41,
	
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	 UH-OH!!!!
	UH-OH!!!!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41,
	
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	 Alt: just do what I want don't I
	Alt: just do what I want don't I 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:44,
	
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	 yer
	yer
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 Alright
	Alright 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 Until Swipe gets home from work.
	Until Swipe gets home from work. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 Nah, she's alright yer
	Nah, she's alright yer
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 Unless swipe says you can't
	Unless swipe says you can't 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 Nah, she's alright yer
	Nah, she's alright yer 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 Alt: living on my own, I don't have to justify my day to day behaviour as long as I don't breach my personal values*
	Alt: living on my own, I don't have to justify my day to day behaviour as long as I don't breach my personal values*
 	*there aren't many of these tbh. 
Comfort blanket? What are you? 7?
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41,
	
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	 Heroin
	Heroin 
 	To all questions
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:42,
	
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	 bit edgy m8
	bit edgy m8
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:43,
	
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	 But such a snuggly comfort blanket
	But such a snuggly comfort blanket 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 isn't it just
	isn't it just
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:47,
	
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	 OK Harters
	OK Harters
 	Me, Battered, Tangles and Frog - we're what you might call an experienced audience. Dozer doesn't count.
Say it quickly then delete if you want
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 this bullying has reached a fresh nadir
	this bullying has reached a fresh nadir
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:46,
	
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	 You've no real knowledge of relationships - that's why I excluded you.
	You've no real knowledge of relationships - that's why I excluded you.
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:50,
	
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	 oh dear
	oh dear
 	In my 34 years I've never had a relationship which has lasted longer than a week, this is true.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:50,
	
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 	which has lasted longer than a week, this is true.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:56,
	
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	 It does seem that saying 'jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick' is an instant popular page hit now
	It does seem that saying 'jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick' is an instant popular page hit now 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:50,
	
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	 it doesn't take much to get on the populol page.
	it doesn't take much to get on the populol page.
 	There's only half a dozen posters.
Excluding battered and his half a dozen sockpuppets.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:52,
	
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	 You never manage it though, you jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick
	You never manage it though, you jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:55,
	
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	 I WAS ON THERE LAST WEEK!!!!!
	I WAS ON THERE LAST WEEK!!!!!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:55,
	
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	 I know*
	I know*
 	*I don't 
#vintagememes
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:57,
	
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 	WAS ON THERE LAST WEEK'm a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:59,
	
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	 Hey, where did Battered's 'cookie' post go?
	Hey, where did Battered's 'cookie' post go?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:57,
	
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	 The cookie monster must have eaten it.
	The cookie monster must have eaten it. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:57,
	
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	 what a prick
	what a prick 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:58,
	
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	 Did you screenshot it?
	Did you screenshot it?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:58,
	
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	 screenies m8
	screenies m8
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:58,
	
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	 Nah, only pricks do that
	Nah, only pricks do that
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:58,
	
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	 Why do you think I asked you?
	Why do you think I asked you?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:00,
	
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	 Yes, I did.
	Yes, I did.
 	 Happy now?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:00,
	
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	 Post it then, I missed it
	Post it then, I missed it
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:00,
	
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	 No, you've upset me now
	No, you've upset me now 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:02,
	
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	 Just give me the summary then please, for the spreadsheet
	Just give me the summary then please, for the spreadsheet 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:02,
	
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	 see below
	see below 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:04,
	
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	 Borrrring
	Borrrring
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:06,
	
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	 RORY?
	RORY?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:04,
	
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	 I'm standing in
	I'm standing in
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:06,
	
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	 + the tears of my remorse, for all the people I've upset on here?
	+ the tears of my remorse, for all the people I've upset on here?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:08,
	
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	 I don't upset anyone apart from tangiers
	I don't upset anyone apart from tangiers
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:09,
	
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	 and me!
	and me!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:11,
	
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	 what a cunt
	what a cunt
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:12,
	
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	 Oh sorry man, I didn't know.
	Oh sorry man, I didn't know.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:12,
	
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	 you should cry him a salt water pool
	you should cry him a salt water pool
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:14,
	
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	 NO ROB FAIRHOLME JOKES
	NO ROB FAIRHOLME JOKES
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:15,
	
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	 Votes are based on cookies, not accounts.
	Votes are based on cookies, not accounts.
 	So regardless of how many accounts someone may have (I have two in total), 6 accounts would equal a need to have 6 devices.
Nobody, particularly a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick, is worth the effort.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:02,
	
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	 you have more than two mate
	you have more than two mate
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:09,
	
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 	1. No I don't.
2. You're not a 'mate'. You're a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:11,
	
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	 yes you do.
	yes you do.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:13,
	
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	 Name them.
	Name them. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:22,
	
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	 Genuinely battered
	Genuinely battered
 	Battered.
Battered's reserve
Plus the one you're posting from now, plus the chompy one, plus the Stilton one.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:27,
	
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	 and Battered without the full stop.
	and Battered without the full stop.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:31,
	
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	 ...which is the chompy one.
	...which is the chompy one.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:55,
	
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	 Sold my crumbling filthy rundown house and moved into a designer flat
	Sold my crumbling filthy rundown house and moved into a designer flat
 	got rid of my black dog pretty much immediately.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:38,
	
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	 alright lighto
	alright lighto
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:40,
	
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	 fucking horrible ta
	fucking horrible ta
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:41,
	
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	 manflu, right?
	manflu, right?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:42,
	
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	 yer
	yer
 	I have taken some beechams so currently just suffering high temp. Not the weather for it.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:21,
	
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	 when i get manAids i just nuke it with max strength lemsip and whisky
	when i get manAids i just nuke it with max strength lemsip and whisky
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:22,
	
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	 Does that work for normal AIDS?
	Does that work for normal AIDS?
 	I'm asking for a friend, you understand
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:32,
	
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	 I dunno m8, im not an Aids riddled rent boy with a persistent cough
	I dunno m8, im not an Aids riddled rent boy with a persistent cough
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:34,
	
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	 Oh
	Oh
 	Well thanks anyway
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:37,
	
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	 I have some spare AZT knocking around if you need some
	I have some spare AZT knocking around if you need some
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:40,
	
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	 Evening. 'sup?
	Evening. 'sup?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:53,
	
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	 alright
	alright
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:53,
	
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	 I've had a few
	I've had a few
 	But then again, too few to mention.
The trick is to focus on how things will be better afterwards.
Alt: by remembering that people are pricks.
Evening.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:57,
	
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	 alright b3th
	alright b3th
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:59,
	
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	 It's a girl!!
	It's a girl!!
 	Shush, everyone .
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:59,
	
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	 she's not pregnant, she's just fat
	she's not pregnant, she's just fat
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:00,
	
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	 Oh, you cunt.
	Oh, you cunt.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:01,
	
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	 Hi b3th
	Hi b3th
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:31,
	
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	 Alright.
	Alright.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:32,
	
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	 Yer u?
	Yer u?
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:33,
	
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	 Yeah, pretty good
	Yeah, pretty good
 	*riveting chat*
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:42,
	
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	 Pick up a guitar
	Pick up a guitar
 	When you can play guitar everything else is just gravy
Alt: because I REALLY, REALLY want stuff. And things.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:31,
	
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