I have to deliver some settees in the morning.
I may need to pop out to buy such items beforehand.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:05, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It ought to be law.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)

make sure to buy some serviettes while you're at it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I expect he'll put them in the lounge.

( Kroney, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)

with his couch

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)

I hope he has a "chippy tea" once he's finished.

( Kroney, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:17, Reply)

drinking tea made with a tea bag, from a mug.
With sugar added.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:21, Reply)

milk after tea, obvs

( Kroney, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:21, Reply)

powdered milk

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Living room innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:22, Reply)

No, it isn't

( Kroney, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:24, Reply)

No, it is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Drawing room or sitting room.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:25, Reply)

says the man from the land of straw floored hovels

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Manchester?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:37, Reply)

'"oats: a grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:51, Reply)

oats haven't been the staple diet in Scotland for a very long time, do keep up
And the French feed their cattle parsnips, I'm assuming you like a nice honey roasted parsnip, yet a different country use it as cattle feed.

Not sure what your point is here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)

says the man who fucked off to a better part of the country as soon as he could

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Now be fair, he didn't head straight to the good bit, he has stayed up in the grim north.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:58, Reply)

it was because I was being forced to subsist on oats and live in a bothy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:59, Reply)

haha, OLD

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)

also, i fucking hate parsnips
who eats that shit?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)

French horses.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:05, Reply)

wow, you're even foodwrong about vegetables

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)

FFS how can you possibly be wrong on ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING?
As I'm in a good-ish mood I will just assume that you're trolling.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)