Mowed the lawn, chippy tea, couple of cans, gonna walk the dogs then go meet my dad for a pint.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:31, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Mrs away?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:31, Reply)

She's off at some thing with her mum about something.
I think it's a dress thing. I dunno.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:36, Reply)

I like your interest in the doris.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:39, Reply)

I'm only kidding.
They have an appointment with a fancy Chinese tailor. Comes over once a year, they go down and choose styles and fabrics and get all measured, and then he goes back to his sweatshop and sends them cheap bespoke high quality out fits.
It's all very nice.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Like Raja fashions who make suits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:18, Reply)

Yeah well fuck you, you hear me...FUCK YOU
Came to my Manor and didn't even think to gaz me :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:32, Reply)

Sorry hh,
It's a long drive and too hot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Only joking, I've been stuck around
Blackpool and Preston way all day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Also you're a tedious prick who no one in their right mind would want to meet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:07, Reply)

How was your birthday evening?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:32, Reply)

Nice and chilled.
Followed by an argument with lady pig because she's not so good on the champagne
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Ah, all forgotten in the morning though eh?
Glad the rest of it was good, if anyone deserves it, you do.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Yeah, course, it wasn't a proper fight. Silly thing she is.
Oh god, I hope she doesn't leave me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jul 2014, 21:14, Reply)

Bitchtits was the same.
One glass = fine.
Second glass = slightly grumpy.
Third glass = critical of everything.
Fourth glass = apologetic.
Fifth = asleep.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:39, Reply)

Sixth, good hard anal?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:42, Reply)

Divorce.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:44, Reply)

he'd probably need an eighth or three

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 20:45, Reply)