When OT closes next week, can we meet online and insult each otheron another website please?
Alt interesting things to do with potatoes.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 16:40, 26 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

We've got a number of options here.
The favoured view seems to be to use Trip Advisor and Beerintheevening.co.uk to post spiteful and damaging comments about your pub.

We've got a sweepstake running to see who can post the comment that gets you closed down first.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 17:10, Reply)

If you've got a nice big baker,
you could carve a nice buttplug out of it.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 17:12, Reply)

Can we not just meet in your pub, before you nosedive the business into the ground, with a similar outcome to most Malaysian air travel, but thanks to your lack of business acumen and lack of a fully functioning brain, negating the element of surprise.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 17:17, Reply)

Upset, because the bird earns more than he does^^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)

And Swipe and all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:41, Reply)

You say it like it's a bad thing

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 0:57, Reply)

Fuck off, cunt.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 17:28, Reply)

Have you considered shoving a Maris piper up your cock end and shitting out a branch of TGI Friday?
I've been at lords all day, I'm a bit drunk and really quite sweaty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 18:30, Reply)

Good this....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 18:57, Reply)

I hear that mumsnet is all the rage
Best fun you'll ever have with a potato, unless you're Rory


( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:07, Reply)

Potato gun!Excellent stuff. How areyou sir?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:23, Reply)

Fucking great
wish I had a spud gun and a bag of king Edwards though, just saying
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:24, Reply)

I want one of these to piss the dog off, throwing chickpeas at him has lost its amusement value.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Have you tried them in tins?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 21:49, Reply)

Not yet I think I'll chuck him a sausagethough, the floor is becoming a bit of a mes

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:03, Reply)

I thought chucking sausages up dogs was Jeffers game?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:07, Reply)

Very probably. How goes the home office? Career change?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:12, Reply)

Nope, new house

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:14, Reply)

Good stuff. Still same area?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:24, Reply)

No, but still in the same city

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:27, Reply)

did you get thrown out by the wife?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:32, Reply)

Yer, she thought I was becoming a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:35, Reply)

There's enough here already.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:36, Reply)

That's what I meant Nottingham , isn'tit?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:35, Reply)

Still in Nottingham, yeah
much quieter part now I'm not slap bang next to the city centre, I'm used to hearing traffic at all hours, bit hard to get to sleep without the usual noise.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:40, Reply)

I moved here after a year in London, itwascreepy the quietness we had for the first few months.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 22:46, Reply)