He just said the tourists are ruining it and here you go swanning down there to make it worse.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:21, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

why do you think i am going?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:21, Reply)

I'm gonna come to London and walk around slowly with a big group of people,
And stop randomly for no reason and take up the whole escalator and take ages to get through ticket barriers, and maybe even play europop at top volume outside your office window.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:25, Reply)

fine by me
i'll be in cornwall
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Bring carrots
There's a national shortage at the moment.
( Peej, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:30, Reply)

My carrots are fucking NOM!
I picked a few on Friday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Cool, now you can make a pasty

( Peej, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)

I really could, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:38, Reply)

a northern pasty
show the southern jessies how it's done!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:41, Reply)

I need my chillies to grow and I can be churning out green curry by the bucket

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)

somehow you have managed to make this sound quite unattractive.................

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)

I take unattractive to new levels
*windmills*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)

YM takes buckets to new levels.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:53, Reply)

She is a roofer though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 9:57, Reply)