I once stole a packet of Polos from our local Post Office when I was about six years old.
I felt really guilty so I went to return them, got busted when I did so, and got a bollocking off the owner, who was an ex-copper. That didn't help.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 11:59, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

both my brother and i tried to nick stuff once, when we were about 6
my mum made us take it back and explain to the shop manager in very loud voices what we had done. the shame was so horrific that to this day i have a terror and hatred of theft, and will point out to restaurants when they have forgotten to bill things etc.

my brother was smarter than me, though. i nicked the shitty tester lipstick. it was gross, mostly worn away, and must have had a million billion germs. my brother nicked a packet of "nerds" and ate them all before getting caught.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)

^ Manchester

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Mancunians are like trainee scousers.
I'm going out for a bit, so won't be explaining the logic, despite it being accurate.
( Muns, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:06, Reply)

accurate irredeemably offensive
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)

But in a sexy way.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Accurate.

You have two major football teams, the biggest of the two wear red shirts, the smaller wear blue. You're becoming obsessed with drugs and dance music, your biggest musical group is a direct clone of Liverpools, your accents have become so ridiculous you're becoming caricatures of yourselves and only Liverpudlians and Mancunians feel that it's acceptable to shit in a public place if the public toilets are busy.
( Muns, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 13:21, Reply)

it's 1995
my time machine worked!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)

LAWL
Nice shellsuit!
( Muns, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 13:45, Reply)

thanks
it's made from real southerners' skins
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 13:49, Reply)