Why do you need a flyer for your 40th birthday?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:32, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Because it's going to be fucking awesome.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:33, Reply)

I see.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)

Mental powers fading, needs to have constant reminders

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)

I think he means invitations, but I dunno
Invitations are a personal thing you send to your friends, whereas flyers are more to entice people you don't know to hopefully turn up to something.
Maybe Vag doesn't have any friends?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Invitations, which are being done in the style of a flyer.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Top Tip: Use 'fractals' and illuminous lettering for a 90's rave look

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:45, Reply)

He could get Mr C to restart the old illegal centre point radio and advertise the location from there

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:52, Reply)

I'm using seven different fonts and making each letter a different colour.
It's going to be GREAT!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Dropping hints, so that someone actually sends him a card.

( Muns, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 10:38, Reply)