Because if the men got their way
people'd get married online and then she'd shut up and make him a sandwich.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

From what I can tell
the men want to get married, the women want a wedding.

I didn't make the old fella wear a suit and tie and all that, and he chose most of the music for the day, and we had a pretty good time.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)

woo hoo naked wedding day

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

woo hoo naked old people

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Balls get LOOOooooooong

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)

"I'm alright for a sanger actually, love. I am going out with my mates".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)