I bet they've all got fannies like a Howler Monkey's angry face an' all.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:31, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

It's excruciating honestly.
The guy I'm working with is a straight up Midlands racist tough guy, lad bantz, mma, punch up for the fun of it (but not really), Friday night on the lash, Britain first, ukip are alright, teenage pregnancy daughter boring human.

I've worked harder than I have for ages this week in the hope the job is finished tomorrow and I can go back to the nice middle class south east
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:36, Reply)

Broken Britain.
I bet if he traced his family tree he'd find out he was descended from people not from these shores.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)

And by 'not these shores' I mean Nottingham.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:40, Reply)

He apparently has a large Irish family,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:42, Reply)

Fucking potato wog.
Coming over here, stealing our tarmac.

He's not related to Rory is he?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:43, Reply)

Because if he was...
That would be...








Wait for it...







Drumroll...






A real STROKE of bad luck!!!!!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:49, Reply)

Not nice, it wasn't good apparently.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:50, Reply)

I would say sorry,
but the guy has made his "thing" about taking the piss and being generally vitriolic about most people on here and not in a lol banter type of way. I would have some shred of sympathy if he hadn't targeted some personal friends of mine, myself and my wife (via gaz), but I'm not going to shred any crocodile tears about it just because he was a reasonably prolific contributor to a silly web based forum. He's shown no sympathy or empathy to anyone on here in the past and while I hope he does make a recovery, his bile won't be missed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Pretty well said. I get the impression he was a bit lonely, of course I could be totally wrong.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:59, Reply)

On that note, I'm going to have some dinner.
This is possibly the most direct post I've ever made on here so i need to go away and choke on my words for a bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:00, Reply)

I like the cunt, just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:01, Reply)

^ not a poof.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:03, Reply)

^ Correct

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:05, Reply)

OMG I'm being thick ere ent I

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:06, Reply)

^^not gay, oh no.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:08, Reply)

He'd be glad we were poking fun at his misfortune. It was his favourite.
I do miss the fella. Godspeed Rory.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:53, Reply)

He was a bit of a nasty cunt here, dunno what he was like in reality.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:54, Reply)

Nasty was his thing. Top bloke I reckon.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:56, Reply)

According to Monty, a nice chap.
Which I don't get; why be completely bilious on here of that's not what you're like IRL?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:57, Reply)

Everyone has their reasons for things.
I thought he was alright.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:01, Reply)

I didn't.
He was a prick. His 'I'm better than you and you're shit because you don't have a successful career fleecing gullible tenants out of money but hey it's all lol and by the way your mum's dead and did I mention I'm winning at life' shtick was tiresome.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary, somewhere between shit and syphilis,
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 23:30, Reply)

Is that what happened?
He was an utter internet goon but I wish him well.

The stupid cunt.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:59, Reply)

Pretty bad stroke apparently, yes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:04, Reply)

That 3 year old grassed him up to Yewtree proper good though

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:07, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:50, Reply)

It's OK, I have family from Nottingham.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:51, Reply)

That's even worse you know the truth

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:51, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Little John?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:53, Reply)

Meh, Nottingham.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:52, Reply)

I did some work for Notts County council.
Eye opener
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:53, Reply)

Never even rang me for a pint nor nuffink

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:00, Reply)