Never stole anything, never damaged any property, but we used to get in trouble with the police a bit,
As we used to go up on the college roofs in Oxford and smoke naughty cigarettes.
Also, once spent a night in a cell after a fight. I wouldn't say I was a criminal though.

I am planning to steal your heart.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:08, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You already have.
Alright?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Yerr. I'm in Taunton. It's miles and miles from home and raining.
You?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:11, Reply)

That sounds shit. I am 'fine', 'thanks'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Oh, I also get my van back tomorrow.
So I might have to go do donuts on the car park in my hire van.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Kick it in it's automotive fanny.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:16, Reply)

I've got way more fuel in it than when I picked it up,
And they don't refund the difference, so I might just drive all the way home in 3rd gear.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:19, Reply)

change gear without using the clutch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)

I wish I had a van.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:17, Reply)

You can have a go in mine.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:20, Reply)

I used to have a van, well it was an Astra estate work vehicle, but it was like a van.
Back when I was *somebody*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)

I thought it smelt bad on the outside

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Yes, I missed this but I have clicked and smirked accordingly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Geek joke alert
I liked this
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:25, Reply)

Also, I'm super excited because one of my Internet hero's is coming for a few pints.
I mean, he's no MEATSNAKE, but he is pretty wizard.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Who? NO REAL NAMES

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Beefy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:13, Reply)

BOR-RING!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:13, Reply)

He'll need a pint after seeing his infected relatives.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Do you think he'll prefer "hipster posing bar" or "smelly Irish tramp pub"?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Is it BloodNinja*
* I may be a bit of a geek
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Mola Ram ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:11, Reply)