I have a budgie called Lemmy and an Orangutan
Altaltalt: 'Barbecoa' tonight followed by beers, lazing about tomorrow then meeting some of Swipeys friends to be interrogated and made to feel worthless and a failure in the evening, dunno about Sunday, probably just crying and wanking.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:31, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh yeah Sunday I'm cleaning some chairs, just remembered, soz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:32, Reply)

I imagine it'll be like Sex and the city, but less New York and more Stoke on Trent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:32, Reply)

You know what they say, Stoke on Trent.
BENT.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:36, Reply)

one of them's french
you can feel superior to him, surely
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)

i expect even the french one has some kind of interesting successful career to make me feel inadequate

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:39, Reply)

i have no idea what he does
he runs vineyard marathons where you drink a glass of wine every mile or something daft, i know that much
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:40, Reply)

sounds like a complete wanker god i hate him already

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:40, Reply)

french coq

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:42, Reply)

www.marathonguide.com/races/racedetails.cfm?MIDD=53140913
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:42, Reply)

This sounds bloody brilliant.

(berk, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:06, Reply)

apart from the running, aye

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:13, Reply)