Go on then
I expected Disneyland to be shit, I actually had a really good time.
I expected some game or film or something to be great but it was fucking shit!

Alt. As a kid I found an unexploded firework. I opened it and poured a pile of the contents on the garden path. I then put a thin 1m long trail of powder leading away from the pile. I was expecting it to be like in the movies where the trail burns slowly until it hits the pile and then explodes. The moment I lit the trail the whole lot exploded in my face and set my clothes on fire.
( Peej, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:49, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

so THAT explains your face
i did wonder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:50, Reply)

It would explain Benedict Cumberbatch's face.

( Peej, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:51, Reply)

i just assumed someone put out your burning face with a spade
and then pissed on it for good measure
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:52, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2116512
( Peej, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:54, Reply)

i was lying on the internet..........

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:57, Reply)

I do hope that you didn't let on to your wife, or whoever made you go there, that you enjoyed it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:51, Reply)

sounds ghastly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:52, Reply)