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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Mrs Cow has a useful thing whereby she puts remotes down in unusual places
....and keys
....and her phone
....and her glasses
....etc.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:28,
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11 years ago)
I swear to God I'll find one of those items in the fridge one day
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:29,
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Mrs local is the same
when that bloke on x factor did that "where's me keys? where's me phone?" rap thing the lolz in our house from me and the kids were many and long.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:33,
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We can get out of the car and walk in the house
I'll ask for the keys to lock the car and she's lost them. In 3 seconds
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:40,
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Maybe you should lock your car before going into the house?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:52,
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She always wants to get the kids into the house ASAP
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:55,
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^Lives in fear of Peadogeddon ^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:58,
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OG gets twitchy if I leave a drawer open slightly.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:34,
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I like to wind Mrs Cow up by leaving the drawer open where the gaydog lead is when I take him out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:35,
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