Our expenses are also shit
£25 a night and NO BOOZE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Make friends with a landlord and get him to ring 6 pints through as a meal.
Go to Mc Donalds / Kebab shop for tea.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 9:49, Reply)

EXPENSES RULES
1. Never go to a chain restaurant as you get an itemised bill
2. Order beer/wine with meal
3. Tip staff then ask for receipt
4. Receive 1 line "Evening Meal" receipt including tip
5. Profit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Someone I know tips taxis, gets the receipt written then asks them for some blank tickets.
Bit pikey if you ask me.

Hiding drink in with the food is fine though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Oh yeah
Blank taxi receipts are gold!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:16, Reply)

alright Denis MacShane

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Exactly this.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Aug 2014, 9:55, Reply)