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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Two breathalysers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:17,
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10 years ago)
Oh for Christ's sake.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:21,
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If you used one, you wouldn't be carrying one see
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:21,
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What if I use two?
WHERE WILL THE MADNESS END?
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Kroney, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:22,
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Cologne
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:24,
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Fucking lazy French cunt police not being arsed enough to carry their own breathalysers.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:25,
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Just do all your driving at lunchtime*, they won't bother you then.
*Roughly between noon and 3pm
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:27,
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I expect you have to have them because the Frog coppers literally can't carry enough
to breathalyse every person they stop for dangerous driving.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:28,
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The police in France went on strike a couple of years ago
because the government was taking away their daily lunchtime half-bottle wine ration.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:31,
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