I ent no mary. You wont see me covered in foundation.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:09, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

think you missed my point there but I ain't gonna expain it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:11, Reply)

I generally do with you drimbs.
It's only words and words are all I have
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:18, Reply)

aw bless you hun I will this one time then
you said something about women only dressing up to make themselves attractive to men and I think that's very offensive to all our lesbian readers. only the hot ones of course, the butch ones can all fuck off
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:20, Reply)

I have a great butch lesbian neighbour
She gives me stuff from her allotment, I think it's just a ploy so she can wear work boots and dungarees, but I'm happy with that as long as she keeps bringing me rhubarb.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:23, Reply)

'bringing me rhubarb', euphemism of the day

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:25, Reply)

She ent let me plow the garden yet :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:27, Reply)

Bet the allotment isn't the only lady garden she tends.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:53, Reply)